Deep up my MacBook’s ass
Gram’s MacBook broke, but a real man known how to do things longhand.
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Noname Jane becomes dessert, Bozzio and Coolio share stage at Exotic Erotic Ball
I am not, like many of my colleagues, a Clinical Sexologist, so I don’t really know the difference between Erotic and Exotic, especially in the […]
Cummin At You 3D
Studio: Tommy Gunn EntertainmentDirector: Tommy GunnCast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong […]
Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot
Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 […]
Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose
This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, […]
FapMapping Los Angeles or: You can’t atone for biology
Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of Atonement. And here you are reading a porn website. The conflict between what we are supposed to […]
Sindee Jennings: Baby wipes for that extra dimension
Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum […]
Apple goes soft-core
Apple has approved the $1.99 iPhone app Hottest Girls, which until yesterday was a scantily-clad but still clad photo gallery. But now everything has changed […]
Ryder Skye and obsolete technology
“Every time we move it is a nightmare,” said Ryder Skye of this gorgeous 36″ CRT television weighing 105 lbs. It was just a few […]
United Colors of Jenny Hendrix
Hendrix’ long-awaited/feared new boobs were fantastic, but I could not properly grasp them because my retinas had burst into flame.
Ginger Lynn: When metal chicks mattered
One of the most inspired events of this year’s AEE will be watching Ginger Lynn and Shayla LaVeaux play RockBand with Tom Byron at the […]
Apple to leave MacWorld for Adult Entertainment Expo
Tech watchers are up in arms about Apple’s announcement that this January’s MacWorld Expo will be its last and that founder Steve Jobs will not […]
On the Internet, all business is personal
Webmaster Access is a regular convention of adult webmasters which regularly convenes in Los Angeles. Like many conventions in any hotel or convention center in […]
Tera Patrick: Game geek girl
To her roles as celebrity publisher, honorary fire chief, Kentucky Colonel, and orthodox rabbi can Tera Patrick now add “special producer” to her list of […]
Stoya finds cigarettes, pierogies in Philadelphia
I like Stoya because she reminds me of an Edward Gorey character with all the working parts Gorey himself wasn’t interested in. I also think […]
No Easter for Alix Lakehurst
Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space. One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed […]
Gram finished with MySpace
I never liked MySpace but I tried to make it work. It was like an arranged marriage by disinterested parents (GramPonante.com is owned by the […]
Jenny Hendrix keeps in touch
Heady with the knowledge that she is about to receive a major award, Jenny Hendrix has four communication devices (other than her mouth) going at […]
Wishful thinking ejaculation timelines
A company is trying to sell me on embedding a Flash player in my site that will show quick video “teases” to draw in customers. […]
Report: Geeks still more trustworthy than Justice Dept.
You’d think that the Geek Squad wouldn’t have to resort to stealing porn since they already get to keep those cool Beetles. The comments on […]