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Daikichi Amano: One Froggy Evening

August 19, 2008 Gram the Man 0

or: Froggy Went a’ Courtin’ in Your Vagina Here in George W. Bush’s Judaeo-Christian America, we think of frogs as the stars of Number Two […]

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Mandy Morbid: Cthulhu is my copilot

April 22, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it’s Abraham […]

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Mini-review: The Night When Evil Falls vol. 1

January 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Adult Source MediaDirector: No ideaCast: No idea “A vulgar sacrifice to help heal Master Gilva who was wounded in the magic world!” I would […]

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What I learned from hentai (first in a series)

January 23, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Rape is OK if the rapist is a goblin. Note to self: Get more tentacles. When tentacles are unavailable, use snakes. Explain everything as it […]

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