If you expected a porny expose on the editorial assistants at the venerable east coast publishing house, you’ve come to the wrong place. That would either be “Little, Brown Fucking Machines” or “Slutty Shtonk-Slobbering Slants of Simon & Schuster.”
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”
The most endearing thing I ever heard you say was, “Of course your name is Pai.”
This tableau from “Asian Muff Divers” reminds me of ancient photographs in which the subjects strike grave, unsmiling poses, knowing that it takes a long […]
Everyone will mourn the passing of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson differently, I guess. See a gallery of “Ten Little Asians 15” here Buy “Ten […]
This woman’s name is Sai. She is from Thailand and is one of the stars of “Who’s Your Mamasan 2,” a southeast Asian MILF movie. […]
Used to be everyone wanted an iPhone; now everyone wants a cock. But it troubles me when I see porn titles like My Nurse Has […]
With a name like Third World Media, savvy porn consumers would expect only the best in Sub-Saharan Africa and Nigerian Internet Scam ladies, but in […]
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