Jenny Hendrix: Remembrance of Things Assed
In honor of Bastille Day, feast your eyes on Jenny Hendrix, who does capitulation right. Here she is with Frenchman Manuel Ferrara in “The Jenny […]
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Boom boom boom boom: Richard Kern shoots a Brazilian butt
Richard Kern traveled to the most Catholic country in the world – Brazil – and found that not everyone was a transsexual or booty-shaking exhibitionist. […]
One in the Cinco, six in the stinko
Some little-known facts about Cinco de Mayo include that it was actually fought on Breed’s Hill, that it wasn’t entirely about slavery, and that the […]
Anus in Wonderland or: Aiden Starr is Furmented
That one of Aiden Starr’s former porn names is Lolita (for obvious reasons) and because Lewis Carroll just loved kids, it is wholly appropriate that […]
Gash of the Ass Titans
While I am uncomfortable with the terms “gash,” “quim,” “spunk,” “jism” (but not “jazm“), “cocksnot,” “bunghole,” “queef” (except as a word that rhymes with “Lee […]
Morning Wood with Nicki Hunter
As Nicki Hunter is a humanitarian, I asked her what she does when she encounters Morning Wood on her partner, Josh. “Oh, I rub up […]
When life gives you gapes, make lemonade
I don’t want to seem prudish and don’t suggest that other people stop doing something that obviously gives them pleasure, but I find gaping distasteful. […]
Strollin’ in the Colon: postmodern porn for the new anal century
As you are well aware, Behind the Scenes (BTS) featurettes are often better than the porn movies they accompany on the same DVD. This is […]
Strollin’ in the Colon
Studio: HustlerDirector: Richard de MontfortCast: Harmony, Michelle Aston, Tyla Wynn, Trinity Post, Cindy Crawford, Mae Victoria, Claudia Downs “She has a fucking Sasquatch there,” says […]
Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis
According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]
Belladonna and Jenna Haze to usher in Year of The Ass at 2009 AVN Awards
It seems like only a week has passed since I finally finished running stories about the 2008 AVN Awards (at which another Jenna daintily crossed […]
Rodney King: "Can’t we all stop asseating"?
Actually, Rodney King said no such thing, but I may have. When I was informed that Nina Hartley would be starring in Tom Byron’s Asseaters […]
Krissy Leigh prioritizes
I first met Krissy Leigh on the set of Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day, where her ability to fall out of her clothes was […]
God, give me the serenity to accept Asseaters Unanimous
I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even […]
Keeping a porn marriage together, first in a series
Here’s Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler’s upcoming “I Love Lucy” adaptation Everybody Loves Lucy, which wrapped filming today. “The part […]
Anal Alliteration: Aubrey Addams’ Ass Addiction
I couldn’t help noticing that there is more shag on the stairway she’s crawling up than there is on Aubrey Addams. Director Robby D.’s Handheld […]
Report: Ohio voters concerned smiles, ass-fucking at odds
I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused. The […]
Nacho Vidal Fucks Them All – for Valentine’s Day
Nacho Vidal really does fuck them all. In fact, I’m surprised that this 2-disc set from Digital Sin is limited to bipedal women. For about […]
Katja Kassin’s process
“You have one of the best asses in the business,” Katja Kassin is told by the director of Bubble Butts Galore 4. “OK. Thank you,” […]
Anal title 60 percent short of ass
In Butt Blasted Brazilian Babes (No Trannies This Time edition), Mercenary Pictures is taking an unorthodox approach to advertising a movie supposedly about asses: they’re […]