“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance
Anatomically incorrect: In the Realm of the Senses on Criterion
Self-hating Asian Wayne Hentai, writing on Asian Juicebox.com, hipped me to the fact that the 1976 socio-erotic thriller In the Realm of the Senses has been released in a Criterion edition.In the Realm of the Senses did for kitchen utensils what Last Tango in Paris did for butter, and Hentai describes the movie as “the [...]
Terminology: Understanding "Bare" in gay porn
Because I am on a number of mailing lists, today I received the following announcement about a long-awaited sequel. No Cover Productions has done it again with More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs. These guys are ready to get down and dirty in this hot film, continuing from the explosive action that made its predecessor so [...]
Violation is in the eyes of the beholder or: Kylie Ireland is bad for glass
Don’t cry for Kylie Ireland. (But don’t toast her, either. At least not with champagne.) Kylie Ireland and I talked about Marilyn Chambers last week, and she suggested that sometimes the assumption that people need sympathy might be premature. Marilyn Chambers was found in a trailer, and this news was sad but not surprising. That [...]
"After Last Season": Merrimack Valley becomes new porn benchmark
It is a cliche that porn is poorly made. This comes from years of visible boom mics, awkward dialogue, quick scripts, and poor editing. But today’s pornographer knows how to edit and, if he’s smart, writes dialogue that performers who aren’t in this to be actors won’t trip over. “Yeah. I’ve never been to that [...]
Jax’ faces of death
My friends at gardening site BlueBlood sent an interview with bodymodded action figure/porn star Jax and her views on horror movies and the difference between being hung from a hook on purpose and being hung from a hook, er, unexpectedly. “Being forced and being willing I feel are two entirely different experiences,” Jax said. “For [...]
Calling all (gonzo) girls
A film critical of the porn industry (and that’s O.K., remember – it’s not like it’s Birth of a Nation) will be shown tonight at Pasadena’s Fuller Theological Seminary. The Price of Pleasure has marketed itself as fair and balanced, but it is not. More than that, producers have actively tried to keep potential detractors [...]
Strippers, Cthulhu for Halloween
Service providers such as strippers are providing more for less in the current economy, as you will see in this video from the horror collective Fewdio. The protagonist of Door 17, written by Drew Daywalt and directed by Paul Hungerford, patronizes a peep show in which the dancer goes the extra mile. In fact, she [...]
Earthquake Rocks "Couples’ Porn Valley"
An earthquake registering 5.8 on the Richter scale shocked California’s San Bernardino and Riverside Counties this morning at 11:42, causing buildings to sway as far away as Las Vegas and sending pens and Jenna Jameson’s Temptation Award crashing to the floor at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Salmon Hatchery, Heliport, and Yurt in downtown Los Angeles. [...]
April Flores, Carlos Batts at Comic-Con
Most porn movies are horror flicks only unintentionally, but Carlos Batts’ Kiss Attack, which he made for Adam & Eve and which comes with a 16-page comic book which Batts co-designed with Albuquerque artist Nathan Carlisle, is supposed to be scary. “Andy Warhol got to make his ‘Dracula,’” Batts said of his porn vampire movie, [...]
Remember a Tranny on Mother’s Day
The accepted way for your hi-larious officemate to make fun of a porn movie is to add a ridiculously high number to a wacky title that probably already exists. “My neighbor’s wife should be in My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla 48,” he’ll say. You will then check your watch and accurately predict that Blackzilla [...]
The Haunting of Hill Feet
This picture of Lana Croft in Red Light District’s Obscene Behavior 2 reminds me of the scene in Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting of Hill House” in which (lesbians) Eleanor and (come on, they’re so lesbians) Theodora clutch each other in a dark room against some unseen creepy thing outside, only to realize when the lights [...]
Riley Shy deserves medal, towel
Todd Todd is a photographer who pretty much knows everybody in the adult business. When I was new to AVN in 2003, he took me around the convention floor and introduced me to every performer in the building, including these ladies. Photographers need to keep the action moving so their subjects don’t get bored or [...]
The Unluckiest Ottoman
Every now and then I feel like I get a peek into someone else’s world. For example, now that I have seen An Inconvenient Truth I feel like I know what it is like to be Melissa Etheridge. But such backstage visits can be misleading. A recent episode of Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels had Simmons [...]


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