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DANICA DILLON IS A DUGGARFUCKER

An Open Letter to Celebrities Seeking Porn Star Sex

August 26, 2015 Gram the Man 0

…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have

Isis Taylor

Porn Stars And Their Sportsball: A March Madness Sampler

March 31, 2015 Gram the Man 0

I can see that it’s a football.

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The further pimping of Kacey Jordan

February 16, 2011 Gram the Man 6

If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.

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Today in quasi-porn hysteria: Allred, Dread, McReady, and Kate Gosselin’s Playboy spread

April 8, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.

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Kayden Kross just does it, but Holly Sampson doesn’t

December 8, 2009 Gram the Man 11

It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.

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Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years

December 7, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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