Arrivederci Rocco: Siffredi Retires from Performing
Siffredi leaves a legacy of nearly 2,000 movies shot on three continents.
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Game of Thrones: A Gallery of Toilet-Adjacent Porn Stars
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
MontagFoto 5.21.12—Someone’s in the bathroom with Charley
Why were Charley Chase and I in the same bathroom? Were we flossing in some sort of “Starship Troopers” co-ed bathroom universe?
Today in Porn Valley restrooms
Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers
You know: That “Over the Toilet” look
Some people think that sex by the toilet is filthy; I say it’s practical. I mean, your parts are already out.
Yo Jenna Jenna
Jameson denies rumors that she will be the Yo Gabba Gabba troupe’s sixth member, Teetoe
I’ll have a blue bathroom with Charley Chase
She perched her wine glass on the edge of the sink, sat on the toilet, and took off her top. What was I doing there?
Cunt shunting with Kendra Kane
Let’s begin by saying that Kendra Kane is not a cunt herself, but you may rest assured she has a spectacular one
Bobbi Starr: Heart in the clouds, head in the toilet
Is it a crush if you want someone to put your head down a toilet while he fucks you? Bobbi Starr refers to it as […]
Same time last year: No matter how you say it, "Nog" always sounds dirty Edition
Candice Von’s left breast drew as much speculation as that of Tassy Pink (December 19, 2005) The Cock-blocking Hummer 2 is delivered (December 22, 2006) […]
More post-Thanksgiving toilets: Annabelle Lee
I just got word that from henceforth the day after Thanksgiving will be known as Toilet Day. Thanks, outgoing Bush Administration! The delightful Annabelle Lee […]
When tryptophan requires trip to can
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for […]
Money is tight, but Audrey Hollander is not a whore
In worsening economic times, the tough get entrepreneurial. This morning I thought, “If I were a pimp, I could rent out bathroom stalls at Gram […]
God, give me the serenity to accept Asseaters Unanimous
I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even […]
Prather prattles, pimps periodically published porn potboiler
Former porn agent “Bad Ass Frank” Prather is publishing a memoir of his three years in the adult world, “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy – An Insider’s […]
Meet Sadie West
“So I guess I’m Sadie West now?” The 5’2″ New Sensations contract performer (she joins Ashlynn Brooke) has just finished telling me the origins of […]
Site emerges from toilet, patriotically
Whatever else you might think of GramPonante.com, apparently it is no longer down (though problems remain). Absent any actual news, I leave you with a […]
Male Performer of the Year*
As a nation is reflected in its pornography, so does its pornography draw from the society that creates it. That is why the country’s ultimate […]
Even John E. Depth can’t believe it
The image on the back of Anacondas & Lil Mamas 2 makes it look as if John E. Depth is entranced by himself to the […]
Gargantuan Cock Public Toilet
Because I am so goddamn important, I receive approximately 1,000 spam messages a day, some from mortgage companies, others from Nigeria, others from All Media […]