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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx

In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.

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“Nina Loves Ron” (But she also loves Jon, Tom, Braun, and a Strap-On)

Perhaps Nina does love Ron, but then they go and fuck a bunch of other people and never see each other again.

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Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”

“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”

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This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission

It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.

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“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth

I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80′s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.

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“Training Day XXX” wins the Vadge of Dishonor

Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.

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Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]

Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron You can rest assured that Lee Roy [...]

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“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets

“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.

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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

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Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers

Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.

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Today in porn swag: Have a cigar

Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.

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Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn

“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”

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OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale

Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.

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XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck

Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.

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Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody

The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”

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Your weekend cavalcade of pubes

The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau all over again. “She had gravity-defying tits,” Holliday said. But, like all porn (and science fiction), this movie says more about the time it was made than anything it’s supposed [...]

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Hustler’s Inferno

I do not think they will giggle and squeal to me – T.S. Eliot

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Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage

Studio: AntiguaDirector: SeveralCast: Christy Canyon, Crystal Heart, Sasha Strange, Mandy Wine, Chantel, Tom Byron, Randy West, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Watching this series of 16 never-before-digitized scenes featuring Christy Canyon, it is easy to think of her existing only in the past. The cheesy 80′s porno music, [...]

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  • Sex At “La Boutique”: It’s A Lingerie Store; It’s Not Like They’re Eating Sandwiches May 20, 2013
    I don't read other people's porn eviews, because it's like sleeping on dubious sheets. But I did look at the boxocver copy of Digital Playground's "La Boutique," and it provided an excellent summary, complete with italics: […]
    Gram Ponante
  • Is “Mother In-Law” the New MILF? May 15, 2013
    Maybe it's "okay," but I don't believe that Eva Karera is this guy's mother in-law. He's not wearing a wedding ring, and Karera refers to the unseen woman as her daughter, not his wife, or even the more familiar "Becky." See? The Social Contract has been broken already. […]
    Gram Ponante

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April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
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