“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.

What is the crime, and what is the punishment?

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.

“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”

Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.

The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”

The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau all over again. “She had gravity-defying tits,” Holliday said. But, like all porn (and science fiction), this movie says more about the time it was made than anything it’s supposed [...]

Studio: AntiguaDirector: SeveralCast: Christy Canyon, Crystal Heart, Sasha Strange, Mandy Wine, Chantel, Tom Byron, Randy West, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Watching this series of 16 never-before-digitized scenes featuring Christy Canyon, it is easy to think of her existing only in the past. The cheesy 80′s porno music, [...]

Studio: Tom ByronDirector: Tom ByronCast: Kelly Nichols, Janet Mason, Devon Lee, Vannah Sterling, Lola Martin Tom Byron has been in the adult business so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you’d expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews. Byron, who is pushing [...]

Studio: VividDirector: Paul ThomasCast: Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Aliana Love, Trent Tesoro, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “I didn’t mean for this to happen,” intones Julie (Sasha Grey), commenting on her (naked, of course – are you kidding?) corpse a la “Sunset Boulevard” via [...]

Vanessa Blue and the Punany Poets will be hosting a low-key affair on Friday night that I believe will be a welcome alternative to the bass-thumping bouncer-greasing shenanigans going on a block away on the Strip, and will give fans the chance to actually meet porn stars. The Erotic Heritage Museum is celebrating the opening [...]

Actually, Rodney King said no such thing, but I may have. When I was informed that Nina Hartley would be starring in Tom Byron’s Asseaters Unanimous 17 (I know #16 just came out – I know), I requested a non-Nina asseating photograph from the movie and contacted Ms. Hartley herself. Gram: Nina, I know what [...]

I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even if it has some kind of cake in it – is lost on me. After all, I would not write in a review that “I don’t think she was attractive” [...]