Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.
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Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron You can rest assured that Lee Roy [...]
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“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.
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Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”
“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.
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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
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Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
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Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
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Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
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OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
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XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
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Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
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Your weekend cavalcade of pubes
The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau all over again. “She had gravity-defying tits,” Holliday said. But, like all porn (and science fiction), this movie says more about the time it was made than anything it’s supposed [...]
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Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage
Studio: AntiguaDirector: SeveralCast: Christy Canyon, Crystal Heart, Sasha Strange, Mandy Wine, Chantel, Tom Byron, Randy West, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Watching this series of 16 never-before-digitized scenes featuring Christy Canyon, it is easy to think of her existing only in the past. The cheesy 80′s porno music, [...]
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Seasoned Players 8
Studio: Tom ByronDirector: Tom ByronCast: Kelly Nichols, Janet Mason, Devon Lee, Vannah Sterling, Lola Martin Tom Byron has been in the adult business so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you’d expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews. Byron, who is pushing [...]
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Matthew, Mark, Throat, and johns
It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is the deepest hope of many people connected to individuals in the Porno-Industrial Complex that their loved ones throw down their Fleet enemas, designer lubes, and pthalate-free inflatable Pamela Peakses in [...]
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Throat: A Cautionary Tale
Studio: VividDirector: Paul ThomasCast: Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Aliana Love, Trent Tesoro, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “I didn’t mean for this to happen,” intones Julie (Sasha Grey), commenting on her (naked, of course – are you kidding?) corpse a la “Sunset Boulevard” via [...]
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Porn stars get iambic at Erotic Heritage Museum
Vanessa Blue and the Punany Poets will be hosting a low-key affair on Friday night that I believe will be a welcome alternative to the bass-thumping bouncer-greasing shenanigans going on a block away on the Strip, and will give fans the chance to actually meet porn stars. The Erotic Heritage Museum is celebrating the opening [...]
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Ginger Lynn: When metal chicks mattered
One of the most inspired events of this year’s AEE will be watching Ginger Lynn and Shayla LaVeaux play RockBand with Tom Byron at the Tom Byron Pictures booth. Both Lynn and LaVeaux came to prominence when metal chicks meant something, as opposed to today, when your average porn performer can’t tell Foghat from Asshat, [...]
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