“It says that the only way to keep Interstellar Beings from entering our skulls is to wear hats if you are female or sunglasses if you are male,” Siffredi said. “And you see, I have already purchased sunglasses.”

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”