Upstairs, Downstairs, Cunnilingus: “Down On Abby”
“That’s me, isn’t it?” Michelle Dockery said. “The one with the very large breasts?”
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Back to School with “Young Harlots”
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
“Bra Busters” And the Rest of My Life
What if “Bra Busters” had been the first porn movie I ever saw? I’m glad it wasn’t, because I had a lot of stuff to do.
Couples: Never use “Rape!” as a safeword
Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.
I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?
2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?
Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]
Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
Scenes from the class struggle of “Evil Elegance”
“I feel that in this film we were tasteful in our depiction of buggery, fish-hooking, gagging and gang banging.“
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Cummin At You 3D
Studio: Tommy Gunn EntertainmentDirector: Tommy GunnCast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong […]
Sindee Jennings: Baby wipes for that extra dimension
Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum […]
Cameo of the Year: Nina Hartley in "Operation: Tropical Stormy"
Because porn is for adults, we can dispatch with the nursery rhyme about seeing the Queen’s underpants. Because in “Operation: Tropical Stormy,” Nina Hartley is […]
Operation: Tropical Stormy
Studio: WickedDirector: Stormy DanielsCast: Stormy Daniels, Evan Stone, Marcus London, Tony DeSergio, Annabelle Lee, Gianna Lynn, Devon Lee, Sammie Rhodes, Shyla Stylez, Mya Luanna, Mia […]
Intrigue: Stormy’s political advisor hit with car bomb
What appears to have been a bomb destroyed the vehicle of Brian Welsh, political advisor to Stormy Daniels, in New Orleans Monday. Daniels, whom I […]
How’s Your Father? Gazzman’s trans-Atlantic quest for the "Perfect Breasts"
Of all the problems facing the porn world, runaway productions isn’t one of them. My staff at the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce ensures that […]
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
Kimberly Kane: Rainmaker
Sweetheart of Portland Kimberly Kane channeled a little bit of the Scottish moors when she shot a scene recently with the UK’s Harmony Films, making […]