Getting Hummers at XBiz L.A.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
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Laura Doone, hair pie Or: Hairetics of Doone
This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.
Lystra leashed and April Flores’ Impossible Dream
Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.” […]
The Undulabulous life of April Flores
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them
Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it […]
Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina
Last night at the Babes & Aces poker tournament in Inglewood-by-the-Sea, I talked with Penthouse/Ninnworx moonlighter Heather Vandeven about the Topco replica of her ladypartsTM. […]