We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of “Not the Cosby Show XXX” pt. I
I don’t think the word “black” was used once.
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James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram
I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.
Evil Angel Asks: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Alexis Texas?
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
In A Land of Plenty, It Is A Luxury to Call Tits “Small”
In some countries, they don’t even have tits
Porn and managed expectations: When Derek met Nikki [interview]
“If Armani hires Kate Moss,” Hay says. “Then Kate is wearing Armani that day. You will be hired for specific things.”
“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
Dirty Bird: Meet Scarlett Revell
Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Finally, a Miss USA who hasn’t done porn
“[Campanella] didn’t know what a popshot was,” marveled Miss Kentucky. “Much less a Fake Internal Popshot.”
Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black
Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”
Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42”
“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”
Galaxy Awards announced in Bluish Porn Space
“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.
Sunny Leone: Portrait of a Porn Star
“Gia” imagines that the porn world is big enough to accommodate actual stardom.
Jayden Jaymes: Pleased to unleash you
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Tori Black: You Is My Plumber Now
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
MontagFoto 9.27.10
It was cold but, to my credit, I never thought, “Gee, I fucking wish it was a hundred and fucking 13 degrees out.”
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
Tori Black goes down to London
Long ago, life was clean/Sex was bad and obscene/Victoria was my queen