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How To Dehumidify Your European Debauchery Mansion

June 8, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.

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Apparently We’ve Reached Peak Stepmom

May 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.

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It’s As If 60 Percent of the Earth’s Surface Is Ass

May 15, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

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Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable

March 3, 2015 Gram the Man 3

Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]

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Historians weigh in on “True History of She-Male Cock”

March 11, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“It stands to reason that if there is a movie called ‘The True History of She-Male Cock’ that there have been false histories,” says historian Doris Kearns Goodwin

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AEE panel suggests there are women in the adult industry

January 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Is a “Women in the Adult Industry” panel like a Kentucky Derby seminar moderated by horses?

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Alliteration Alert: “Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs 2”

July 29, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?

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Try not to regret those “Seven Minutes”

March 27, 2012 Gram the Man 2

Gram compares two versions of “Seven Minutes in Heaven” on a personal voyage of discovery

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Casing the Sausage (Party): The 4th Annual Tranny Awards

February 20, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”

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Domino Presley: She’s all that and something else

February 16, 2012 Gram the Man 5

“These are the hottest bitches in the world, and they all have penises,” Domino Presley says.

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I didn’t mean to offend trans-anyone

January 20, 2012 Gram the Man 0

If I don’t think a performer is performing with the delight of the audience in mind, it doesn’t make me mis- or otherwise -phobic to say so.

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“Floppy Cocks”: A brave movie

October 27, 2011 Gram the Man 2

The gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing.

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Welcome to my “Jizz Jam.” Also: What is a Jizz Jam?

October 26, 2011 Gram the Man 3

If Jizz Jam is the new Dirtpipe Milkshake, I can’t wait for the new Jizz Jam.

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“She-Male Police”: What happens below the waist should not be above the law

September 27, 2011 Gram the Man 0

It is as if transsexual porn is somehow above the law.

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Boxcover of the Week: Franks And Beans

July 17, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.

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Go, Daddy or: This Ain’t Danica Patrick

April 28, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”

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Jamye Waxman hosts a sex salon at El Cid

November 16, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”

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Court: Downloading SheMales might get you more than you bargained for

September 14, 2010 Gram the Man 0

300 scurvy shemale-downloading porn pirates know all there is to know about the crying game now that they found their objects of affection packing both […]

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Give me all your squirting or: When ZZ Top met “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”

June 11, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album

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