Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.
When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.
Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.
You can’t spell Gump without Um…
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce Chairperson Loup Perch-Tounge welcomed industry dramaturgs, archivists, scribes, and tastemakers from as far away as Tampa to both Portlands as well as sizable retinues from San Francisco,…
“It stands to reason that if there is a movie called ‘The True History of She-Male Cock’ that there have been false histories,” says historian Doris Kearns Goodwin
Is a “Women in the Adult Industry” panel like a Kentucky Derby seminar moderated by horses?
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?
Gram compares two versions of “Seven Minutes in Heaven” on a personal voyage of discovery
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”
“These are the hottest bitches in the world, and they all have penises,” Domino Presley says.
If I don’t think a performer is performing with the delight of the audience in mind, it doesn’t make me mis- or otherwise -phobic to say so.
The gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing.
If Jizz Jam is the new Dirtpipe Milkshake, I can’t wait for the new Jizz Jam.
It is as if transsexual porn is somehow above the law.
Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.
“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”
“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”
300 scurvy shemale-downloading porn pirates know all there is to know about the crying game now that they found their objects of affection packing both a penis and a lawsuit. Hard Drive Productions, Lightspeed Media Corporation, and Millennium TGA filed lawsuits in the US District Court for the Northern District of Illinois Eastern against 300…
If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album