50 Shades Times 140: A Kinky Tweet Contest
Remember how, fearing Cat Stevens might kill Salman Rushdie, you purchased “The Satanic Verses”? Or that trip you took to recover Skylab souvenirs in Australia, […]
Madison Young & FurryGirl: Manufacturing milk, consent
Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?
Exposed Weiner: Did you want a medal?
Who would do such a thing if he didn’t want to be congratulated for it?
Kimberly Kane: 21st century nice
You can still bake someone a basket of muffins, pick them up at the airport, give them a girlfriend experience, or die for their sins, but Kimberly Kane has added a new way to be nice in the 21st century
Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!
Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.
140 Characters Conference: Twitter at the speed of Porn, Food, Autism
People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?
Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
Star 80: Lexington Steele fends off Facebook fauxfuckers
You could call Steele’s Facebook dilemma Cybersquatting 2.0, because he is competing with entities who didn’t even pay an up-front charge to impersonate him, and who don’t stand to profit financially.
“Pornstar Tweet”: Where the elite meet to beat meat, tweet
Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.
Kimberly Kane: Better homes and vaginas
It’s not like I pay any special attention to Kimberly Kane’s vagina – it’s the person encircling it that I’m most fond of – but […]
I will be your thug, Ava Rose
I am so sick of Twitter I feel I will pop an aneurysm. Still, a photo Ava Rose posted of herself elicited the following response […]
Porn Crossover WatchTM: Lindsey Lohan
Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if […]
Today in narcissism: Gram on Twitter, Facebook
Listen: I don’t like this any more than you do, but if you want to see what I’m eating or if you want to use […]
Gram Ponante on Twitter
Back when people bought CDs, I would only buy one if I liked at least two songs. It is for that reason (and, well, about […]