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Hell wants them, Heaven won’t take them, Earth needs them. “Six semen demons swallow 101 doses of vitamins C, U, and M in A Good […]

It is an outrage that Steve Banan (read glorious profile here) cannot buy a goddamn casino. As someone who is also the victim of discrimination […]

I asked Luke Ford to make some changes to his transcription of our interview. Actually, I pressured him with my LCN connections and by name-dropping […]

AVN indignant adult industry not taken seriously by Inside Deep Throat’s Grazer, Coyly hints at revenge I’m sorry that man hurt you, AVN.

Yesterday’s SuperBowl was actually more interesting than its ads, save for the controversy surrounding domain registrar Go Daddy’s wardrobe malfunction/witch trial spoof. The scene is […]

Spell check: is it bukakke or bukkake? If the former, Colossal has sullied the name of our industry with its inappropriate punning. Would someone please […]

I talked with Luke Ford today about our Talmud studies, the state of Orthodox journalism, and the danger of not being taken seriously in other […]

A proud and highly-structured people, the Japanese have not yet learned to make verbs out of nouns, but Colossal, the producers of Crewkake, have stepped […]

Have you ever thought of something so brilliant that your head exploded, only to find that several thousand people had thought of it before? Porn […]

And so does she. In fact, she’s got ass enough for a third helping for your healthy ass appetite. If I were President (and I […]

When I was fresh off the bus here in Los Angeles, I was powerful homesick. That is why, when I saw a business called Crazy […]

Jeez. Here we were talking about rights to your own name when the Erstwhile Stephen Ochs writes to say that he’s selling his Tera Patrick […]

Escort manager Joe “José” Pusher has moxie. That is why he is leaving the call-girl business and moving up to the sophisticated world of adult […]

When I worked at the Monthly Porn Shopper, I would receive hundreds of press releases a week. Depending on whose business we needed, I would […]

The DOJ satellite that hovers not thirty feet above Gram Ponante Towers is one thing, but this report that the Pentagon considered a sex bomb […]

Indians protested that an Indian actor, not Ben Kingsley, should play Gandhi. Iranians protested when he played one of them in House of Sand And […]

(But first, the erstwhile Stephen Ochs forwarded this from The Weekly World News.) This is not Robert Urich’s Vega$. For one thing, there’s snow on […]

“Swallow.”

After vacuuming up the pine needles and sitting down to some hot cider, my family likes to embrace the new year with optimism. Accordingly, I’ll […]

Here in the libraries of Gram Ponante Towers, the ratio of things we write about to the amount of information coming in is about 1:8. […]