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“On Peeing”: The NPR Porn Parody
Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”
The Upper Floor and underground of Kink.com
San Francisco’s Kink.com, founded in 1997 as a single, catch-all fetish website, has grown to an umbrella organization comprising almost 20 specific, constantly updated websites for which content is generated around the world and collected in one big building on Mission Street. The Armory, as I mentioned before, is a massive and imposing stone structure [...]
Urination under a groove: Pissing.com
If you’ve ever been to San Francisco, then you know Journey’s City by the Bay is the perfect place to base Pissing.com, because the whole city smells like urine and its citizens just don’t stop relievin’.
Filling the holes with Eric Swiss
Eric Swiss is fast becoming the Yaphet Kotto of the porn world. This does not mean he is chunky, black, and the grandson of the Crown Prince of Cameroon (thus making the analogy awkward) but instead that he appears prominently in a lot of movies and is not yet a big star. Calling Swiss articulate [...]
2008 in Review: Workplace of the Year
Kink.com Larry Flynt makes his employees pay for parking. Digital Playground has never washed the Tera couch. If you work at Vivid, you have to make awkward, shoe-gazing conversation with Eon McKai by the lunch truck. GawkerMedia did away with its bonus program so I’m not getting a Gizmodo-branded hoodie for writing Fleshbot’s most-read story [...]
You Be the Judge: Squirting or Urinating?
Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there was a movie about ‘MILF”s who “squirt”, well, we’d be here all day. I received two movies today, one called Super Squirters 4 and one called Tinkle Time 2. Both [...]


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