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Shall I eat A. Peach? or: The Love Song of Mandingo

April 21, 2010 Gram the Man 3

In the room the women come and go, Talking of Mandingo

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Kimberly Kane: Better homes and vaginas

August 12, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It’s not like I pay any special attention to Kimberly Kane’s vagina – it’s the person encircling it that I’m most fond of – but […]

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The Famous Vagina of Amber Peach

August 6, 2007 Gram the Man 9

Everywhere I go, I hear about Amber Peach’s vagina. Most recently I was at the Playboy Mansion, and Cousin Stevie asked, “You know who has […]

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Experts: Designers shouldn’t faux the ‘gine

May 28, 2007 Gram the Man 0

The British Medical Journal says there “is nothing unusual about the protrusion of the labia” and has condemned the elective genitoplasties women are having to […]

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