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Pornollaneous 9.30.10

October 1, 2010 Gram the Man 1

The weight of a memory she never witnesses is about to be given a new shape

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The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009

December 29, 2009 Gram the Man 6

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

What porn teaches us about lesbians

September 4, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Jo shares a trait with porn stars Janine Lindemulder and Meggan Mallone: she has to clamp a hand to her head to keep all the raw sexuality in.

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Did Veronika Lake mess with Major Tom?

May 11, 2009 Gram the Man 1

I don’t know what happened to Veronika Lake, star of the re-released “Ashes to Ashes: Lust to Dust,” but the Van Nuys native spends her […]

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Ashes to Ashes: Lust to Dust

April 30, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Viv ThomasDirector: John ChalkCast: Veronika Lake, Sandra Russo, Mili Jay, Rita Neri, George Uhl, Robert Rosenberg Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot […]

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Hosing down the couch: One Night Stand

March 5, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I was very impressed with Viv Thomas’ One Night Stand, simply because it was brave enough to portray Eastern Europeans as they really are: sexually […]

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The Remains of the Pussy, or Cuntum of Phallus

December 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

As part of my relentless crusade for justice, I submit to you the boxcover of Viv Thomas’ Pussies on View 2. Notice anything specifically not […]

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Viv Thomas is neither about the screaming and bellowing and swearing, nor the hairy bobbing man-arse

September 30, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Viv Thomas, 60, is a globetrotting European pornographer whose models are sophisticated but eager, long-limbed but fleshy in the right places, polyamorous and polyglottal. He […]

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When adultery isn’t exciting

September 5, 2008 Gram the Man 1

You know that their hearts aren’t in it when they kiss in that lip-smacking way. If you were a baby and someone kissed you on […]

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Jagermeister in porn, XXVIth in a series, or: Dollar shots

July 16, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Where American porn tends to use the sound of lawnmowers outside the filming location as a prop, the Europeans (in this case, Cindy Dollar in […]

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Viv Thomas’ Pink Velvet Trilogy

June 21, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Viv ThomasDirector: Viv Thomas, Lewis ThomasCast: Ella, Jo, Eve Angel, Jamie, Vera, Sandra Shine, Lolita, Lisa, Delores, Anoushka, Peaches, Sandy, Henrietta, Sophie Moone, Gina […]

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New Porn Daily: Strapped by a Ghost

June 18, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As you know, I am in continual contact with the spirit world (because it owes me money). That is why I looked forward to Viv […]

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New Porn Daily: "Leg Sex Flirts"

June 3, 2007 Gram the Man 0

In that the director Viv Thomas is British and presumably speaks English (among other languages), there is no excuse I can think of for this […]

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