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Lexi Lowe Is “Down On Abby” But Up for Anything Else

March 7, 2016 Gram the Man 0

In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”

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They are in love

February 7, 2013 Gram the Man 0

I ask Bang to stand over her and look menacing, but it doesn’t work. He just looks kind of happy.

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British porn survey puts the U in filthy behaviour

March 19, 2011 Gram the Man 1

That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.

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Filthy Gaelic with Sophie Dee

January 6, 2011 Gram the Man 1

This morning after communing with some birds, I demanded Sophie Dee talk dirty to me in Gaelic. Just like St. Francis.

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New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”

May 14, 2010 Gram the Man 2

I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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