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Alternate universe XRCO Awards deemed “elegant”

April 15, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Gram wonders what the plane fare might be to the type of place in which the XRCO Awards were actually “elegant”

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Hitler is porn’s next crossover star

September 14, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]

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Getting physical with Bree Olson

September 8, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Today, in a warehouse in downtown Los Angeles, Bree Olson took a mousy, fearful college girl and turned her into some sex-caked harlot who will […]

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Anatomically incorrect: In the Realm of the Senses on Criterion

April 29, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Self-hating Asian Wayne Hentai, writing on Asian Juicebox.com, hipped me to the fact that the 1976 socio-erotic thriller In the Realm of the Senses has […]

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Lexington Steele tries to be all things to all people

September 25, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Lexington Steele needs to make a stand. Even though his new movie, MILF Magnet 2, cannily advertises both milves (women who have had children) and […]

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Conversations with porn writers: Why Alexis Texas’ ass subverts the dominant paradigm

February 21, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Rarely does porn dare to examine college life. Usually it goes straight from high school to MILFhood. But Ashlynn Goes to College 2 is different. […]

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