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The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead

February 20, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink

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Get off of my lawn, you handjobs!

December 8, 2009 Gram the Man 1

The once and future Taylor Rain spurts like a spermy Phoenix from the ashes of “Teen Handjobs” and porn retirement

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Where have you gone, Kami Andrews?

November 8, 2009 Gram the Man 11

Last I knew, there was a turkey in her back yard.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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