“Fellatio” by jessica drake: How to give a Wicked blowjob
“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr
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Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening
Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.
Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited
This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
Pornollaneous 10.7.10
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”
Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Eating Out Kirsten Price: “Dinner at Frankie’s”
Maybe the girls don’t all look like Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, and Alektra Blue where you live, but you will recognize their characters in “Dinner at Frankie’s,” and that’s what makes this movie special.
AEE returns to champion Porn-for-Pay model
There once was a time when even something God-awful would sell 30,000 units at $79.95 a tape.
Kirsten Price: All things in moderation
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.
Asa Akira and David Aaron Clark’s week of robots and blood
“I guess because it’s obsessive, casually kinky, giddily dark. Oh, and full of the kind of sex and the kind of women that turn me on, that I happen to think make life worth living. If you’re twisted like that, too, I’m confident you’ll find it fulfilling on multiple levels.”
Today in porn swag: Last minute edition
I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]
Today in porn swag: Your tropical urinal
I hear that journalists courted to promote Eli Roth’s “Hostel” movies were actually flown on junkets to Eastern Europe, where they were then fucked by […]
FSC’s Freedomfest: A night of limited but poignant porn star interaction
Because my relationships with our nation’s finest porn performers are intense and significant, I often attend events and talk with only three or four of […]
Cameo of the Year: Nina Hartley in "Operation: Tropical Stormy"
Because porn is for adults, we can dispatch with the nursery rhyme about seeing the Queen’s underpants. Because in “Operation: Tropical Stormy,” Nina Hartley is […]
Operation: Tropical Stormy
Studio: WickedDirector: Stormy DanielsCast: Stormy Daniels, Evan Stone, Marcus London, Tony DeSergio, Annabelle Lee, Gianna Lynn, Devon Lee, Sammie Rhodes, Shyla Stylez, Mya Luanna, Mia […]
CNBC’s "Business of Pleasure" neither a hatchet job nor a sunbeam
While Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch, Wicked Vice President Joy King, and Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane seem to be required by law to appear in every […]
"House of Wicked" is way better than "House of Sand And Fog"
It was as if her agent told Jennifer Connelly that she’d have to shed some pounds if she wanted that Academy Award. So all that […]
Stormy Daniels wins key endorsement
Following weeks of private reflection and prayer, I heartily endorse Mrs. Stormy Daniels as the next junior Senator from the Great State of Louisiana. “I […]