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Porn and managed expectations: When Derek met Nikki [interview]

January 2, 2013 Gram the Man 4

“If Armani hires Kate Moss,” Hay says. “Then Kate is wearing Armani that day. You will be hired for specific things.”

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Best of Inbox Nudes—Cobra Jupone

September 29, 2011 Gram the Man 1

…It looks like she’s the hot absentee landlady inspecting the cottage of an Irish Famine family….

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Best of Inbox Nudes 5.11.11

May 11, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Gram ponders the nudes in his inbox and comes to some startling conclusions

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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