The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
“Teacher 3” is a great movie for people who like porn with a strong story, even if it casts doubt on America’s schools.
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”