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More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits

June 7, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”

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En La Casa de Mi “El Gordo y La Flaca XXX”

March 16, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Until now, Big Porno has missed the boat(lift) on catering to Spanish-speaking fans.

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“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”

June 10, 2011 Gram the Man 1

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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