It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
When watching a Score movie I always feel like I’m viewing the sentient seas of the planet Solaris; eventually all that flesh takes on an identity of its own and I can no longer discern where one fold ends and another begins.
That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.
“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
If you were Delbert Grady, wouldn’t you like to correct Alix Lakehurst? And what is it about hotel hallways that makes women so vulnerable?
They put on a little show of yanking and straining against one another, these evil, delicious women, and yet I am left with no names. UPDATE: They are Shay Lynn and Jaded Dawn
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I have never had a problem with replicants, cyborgs, or other sentient machines sharing a buffet table with me because, if anything, I don’t want […]
Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.” […]
Fans of the zaftig Flores were probably torn between her glamorous physical presence and the even bigger projection of her on the screen.
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
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Richard Kern is a famous photographer of nudes, and Stefania, here, is the latest of them. He has a web show on Vice TV called […]
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