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Being there: “We Did Porn”

I haven’t read many porn autobiographies outside of personal websites; not Jenna’s, not Ron Jeremy’s, not Christy Canyon’s. And this is not because I don’t think each will have something interesting to say, but because I have a feeling that each will be uniformly interesting. Is “started her own company and married an MMA fighter”…

Lystra leashed and April Flores’ Impossible Dream

Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.” The painting reminds me of the art for “Man of La Mancha.” Speaking of heavenly causes, Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy arrived at Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Fryolater, and Brasserie this…

It’s more hopeful if you read Hebrew

Here are Zak Sabbath, Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, and Pride of Warsaw Agata at the XBiz Awards. If we look from left to right, the western way, we end up mired in Agata’s rage. But if we read from right to left, we go from Agata’s wrath to Kane’s cautionary bird-flipping to Morbid’s Canadian bemusement…

Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman

Here is chameleon Kimberly Kane at the AVN Awards red carpet. Sometimes she’s blonde, sometimes she is sepulchral, sometimes she performs without a head. She’s versatile. Kane wins my award for Not Hitting You Over the Head with the Fact that She’s A Porn Star. I bet if I saw her in the checkout line…

Hospital

Studio: Vivid-AltDirector: Benny ProfaneCast: Mandy Morbid, Zak Sabbath, Caroline Pierce, Benny Profane, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Marie McCrae Mandy Morbid wakes up, pantsless, in a hospital to which she has been committed, she later learns, for her sexual deviance and drug addiction. But the lunatics are running the asylum and, though she would probably benefit…

Hospital: Happy Labor Day

In Benny Profane’s splendid Hospital a couple (Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid) fake a miscarriage to scam Kimberly Kane out of 20 bucks. “You sure you don’t want a ride to the hospital?” Kane asks. “We don’t want to mess up your car,” Sabbath responds. They get the money and blow it on candy. I…

Mandy Morbid’s disappearing Hospital

Pictured are director Benny Profane and coverpatient Mandy Morbid at tonight’s release party for the movie Hospital, starring Morbid as the amnesiac and trepanning-happy Lucy. I look forward to seeing this movie (as I look forward to seeing all Vivid-steve movies) not only for the cast (which includes Caroline Pierce, Zak Sabbath, a Mexican enchantress…

Mandy Morbid: Cthulhu is my copilot

Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it’s Abraham Zapruder’s student film from Miskatonic University. “It’s more hot than gross,” claims director Zak Sabbath, but you be the judge. The tentacles were upholstered with a series of black condoms…

Casting Call: Romona sought for probing, suppression

Rarely are you allowed inside the dream factory that is the adult industry. Only I provide you this service. Only I can pull back the curtain to reveal the throbbing brain trust that gives life to your masturbatory fantasies, and other mixed metaphors. Vien Savio, ace production manager on several Adam & Eve movies, is…

Not just another Morbid Monday

Mandy Morbid, last seen cavorting in these virtual pages with Glenn Danzig, has launched MandyMorbid.com, featuring a free hardcore video every week and a spare and haunting design. Is it because she’s Canadian that the callipygian and pink-haired Morbid has strap-on bathroom sex with Sssha Grey? No. Her being Canadian is a red herring. She…

See The Taunting, then you drink

In the center of Boardner’s courtyard was a fountain filled with dry ice and a huge candelabra dripping wax. I felt like I was at the freshman dorm for mopey girls, and I wasn’t complaining. Director Zenova Braeden and the Spice Network were celebrating (with dry ice and candles) the release of The Taunting, a…

“Barbed Wire Kiss”

Studio: VCA Director: Benny Profane (guest director: Yours Truly) Cast: Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Zak Sabbath, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Domenica Leoni, Benny Profane, Tee Real Benny Profane’s Barbed Wire Kiss is the only movie to intersperse points-of-view shots from the grave of an infant with images of therapeutic sex with Caroline Pierce. Profane is…