Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
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Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
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In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.
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Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody
As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.
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“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
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“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
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“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.
Bree Olson’s future planning
On the set of the Adam & Eve/Zero Tolerance co-production Rollerdollz at Glendale’s Moonlite Rollerway, Bree Olson improvised a line in a scene with Mikey Butders that told me she will have a long career in this business. “Fuck that little hole,” she said. “Loosen it up for the next guy.” In the same way [...]
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