Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers

“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley.

Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by feature dancing around the country. It is well known that house girls, or women who regularly work in strip clubs, can be resentful of the “feature” talent that jets in from Porn Valley, Las Vegas, and Florida with their 8 x 10s to autograph and DVDs to sell.

“I make sure I’m really nice to them and learn their names,” she said.

Teagan lives in Atlanta but will be moving to Las Vegas soon. Among her favorite clubs in her dancing career (she didn’t dance before she did porn) are Atlanta’s Pink Pony, Shreveport’s Hustler Club, and the Admiral in Chicago.

“The Admiral has a huge stage,” she said. “You can tire yourself out on it.”

I asked if she picks her own songs.

“Yes,” she said, “and I mix them up. I usually do a hip hop song, a rock song, and some girlie song.”

“In which you put your finger in your mouth?”

“Exactly.”

Teagan started a website called AdultBluReview in which she and pornstars like Gianna Lynn masturbate while delivering reviews of Blu-Ray movies.

“Like The Godfather?”

“No,” she said. “Like Pirates 2.”

“So your life as a mom and website owner and dancer, etc. is very different from the way you started out in this business.”

“When you’re 18 people think you’re stupid,” she said. “People tell you what to do and when to do it. I did my first girl/girl scene on camera with a room full of people watching.”

And how have things changed?

“I got better and better at blowjobs,” she said.

Is there a new humility that has crept into your post-ingenue life?

“Especially with the house girls,” she said, “I kiss major ass.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Moxie-ridden devil Roxy makes Teagan, dandling Randall, her collie
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