Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold
Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot
“You think you can tease my husband?” says the severe deutscheMILF Katja Kassin to hapless nanny Kacey Jordan in “Teenage Babysitters.” “You don’t even know how to suck dick!”
One feels that this couple, who imported Jordan from a place where she had to take a plane to start her job, wasn’t really interested in a babysitter at all.
This oddly dark and scattershot movie from prolific director Jim Powers is preceded by ads for his websites teenyboppercockgobblers.com and wetmilfholes.com, anticipating the action to come, which involves the almost 40-minute first scene between narrator/star Kassin, Otto Bauer, and Jordan, and a similarly Teutonic outing with German starlet Yasmine Gold, Jay Lassiter, and Tanner Mayes.
Perhaps to avoid any confusion with cheery titles like Digital Playground’s “Babysitters,” Powers’ movie features a layered, somber synthesizer soundtrack like in an 80’s noir. Kassin’s German commands are fun, as are Otto Bauer’s near-constant mugging, but the movie does not seem to know what kind of porn movie it wants to be. Fun and zany? Dark and ironic?
In any case, it’s fun to watch, especially a scene with Tanner Mayes looking troubled, which is her signature expression.
We’re glad that the “Teenage Baysitters”‘ youthful charges are all implied, because the sight of Mayes, Jordan, Gold, and Tara Lynn Foxx flouncing around the house might be detrimental to their development.
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