Close Personal Friend TM Tera Patrick displays one of several jewel-encrusted Hello Kitty doodads she received from fans for Christmas.
“I even have a Hello Kitty toaster,” she said.
Patrick is co-hosting the 25th annual AVN Awards on January 12. I asked her how she was preparing.
“I hike Nichols Canyon early in the morning,” she said. “Before breakfast, so it’s more of a workout.”
“I mean prepare for the AVN show,” I said.
Something else happened and we were distracted. Such are my journalistic instincts that I let the conversation wander. Next thing you know, we were talking abut Led Zeppelin.
“Jason (Bonham) invited us over (to England),” she said. “He said, ‘I’m playing in my dad’s concert.’ We met somebody at a restaurant who said he’d paid $90,000 for tickets. We didn’t want to tell him we got ours for free.”
Tera is up against her husband and manager, Evan Seinfeld, for the “Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year” award, because his pre-porn stardom doesn’t count.
“Is there tension at home because you’re competing against each other?” I probed.
“Yeah, the knives are coming out,” Seinfeld said.
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Somebody who’s into dogs pointed out that Bandit has a boner. “Look way down at the bottom middle of the picture,” he said, “and you can see the lipstick.”
“Why the fuck are you looking at the dog?” I asked the President.