The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

Jesus Christ

As you can see from these photos captured via an array of historically curious media in the year 2011 (when’s the last time anyone heard of an iPhone 3GS??), nudity was rampant in that backward time because there was nothing else to do.

How will our nation’s porn performers adapt to a world that is so tightly scheduled that they’ll barely have time to take their clothes off?

I know there will be some who’ll wax nostalgic for that halcyon time, in which the gentle dimples of Lexi Belle’s ass puckered against the injustices of wealth imbalance. But they will pucker again.

I wish everyone a safe, peaceful, and successful 2012. Like you, I have no choice but to look forward to it.

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