Comments on: The Bad Porn Contest | July: “Suicide” is not painless

By: Gram the Man

Gram the Man — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:07:07 +0000

You will receive your package shortly, you poor bastard.

By: Dirty Dan in MN

Dirty Dan in MN — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:37:35 +0000

I’m humbled to have won. I’d like to thank…….sorry,I’m tearing up a bit….

Thanks! (I think). address sent!

By: Gram the Man

Gram the Man — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:27:10 +0000

I’m gonna give it to you, Dan. I may be guilty of some thought crime by saying this, but yes, I believe the SGs would actually benefit from some Dogfart bukkake crossover.

Please send your snail mail address to me via the Contact page, and make sure to include language that states you are over 18 and that it is legal to receive pornography in your area.

By: Seth-o

Seth-o — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:55:32 +0000

Salem’s Twat.

By: Dirty Dan in MN

Dirty Dan in MN — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:24:33 +0000

Figures the french would object.

How about :”Dark Tower : The Wind Through Her Asshole.”

This flick would feature swordsmen from the Dog Fart clan in an all-anal extravaganza, with several of porn’s freshest newcomers getting reamed doggystyle and the resulting queefs and farts retained in the soundtrack, instead of being edited out.

The producer credits would be extended to a veiled figure known only as ‘Stephen Dink’.

By: Gram the Man

Gram the Man — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:00:09 +0000

Sorry – a Stephen King title that is rejiggered for SG consumption. I’d take “Cider House Drools” because John Irving is a friend of Stephen King’s, but my French attorneys won’t allow it. I’m going to keep this open another few days.

By: Oruba

Oruba — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:27:47 +0000

Carrie (Except Pierced, Tattooed, Naked and Not Covered in Blood [Well, Most of Them, At Least])

By: Dirty Dan in MN

Dirty Dan in MN — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:49:26 +0000

How about ‘Cider House Drools’? It would be a throat-fucking flick set in a New England orchard.

By: Oruba

Oruba — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:35:59 +0000

Just to clarify, this is any porn title Stephen King might’ve written or one concerning the Suicide Girls?

By: Christopher

Christopher — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:07:37 +0000

If I were enough of a fan of the SGs, I might chime in – and I’d win – but from what I’ve heard about this movie, I’d mail it back to you