By the end of the year, Sabrina Deep estimates she will have been unloaded upon by 2,000 men in 20 cities. And she doesn’t mean they will have told her their problems.
Nope, those 2,000 Sabrina Deep fans will come on her face, hair, neck, chest, ears, eyebrows, eyes, forehead and, more likely than not, miss her entirely and come on the rug.
(“In Italy we say ‘Sbrodo!'” Deep said.)
Her 2009 World Bukkake Tour, which began in Milan on March 28 and which will wind its way through London, Paris, Budapest, Vancouver, and several stops in the United States, including New York on August 29 and Los Angeles on October 17, is the second such endeavor for Deep, 30, who also holds the record for Most Gangbanged Woman on the Web.
Deep was born in Montana, spent several years in Canada and London, and now lives in Florence. Because terminology changes across international boundaries, I asked her for some definitions.
Gram: Is this definition correct: A gangbang is when a group comes on you (sbrodo!) after using your vagina, mouth, ass, or ear as a source of friction whereas a bukkake is where they don’t have those options?
Sabrina Deep: Technically it is correct I suppose. As a rules breaker, though, I like to have some friction in my bukkake parties at times, while I cut the ear option off my gangbang performances.
Gram: So a bukkake can turn into a gangbang at your house? That sounds wonderful. But I’d assume if it started off as a gangbang and then you said, “No, this is now a bukkake,” people would get angry.
Deep: I don’t know if it’s an asset or a bad thing, but while I’m having sex I don’t see faces and bodies, really; I’m all into the sex and the chemistry of it.
Gram: That sounds like a management problem. Luckily you have an interested advocate in your husband. At what point – if any – does your devoted husband say, “Now wait a minute – you are gangbanging my wife incorrectly”?
Deep: When I make him a sign that somebody is fucking me wrong; I wouldn’t mind much but he can’t stand it.
Gram: Hygiene tips for potential gangbangers or bukkakistas?
Deep: Bleach your parts whose odour resembles a harbour or a piece of French Brie, cut your nails really short (and I mean all nails from all your extremeties), shave your intimate parts and possibly your beard, brush yout teeth, and suck a mint. Oh…and wear clean underwear after you have bleached.
Gram: Your website gives information about providing documentation of age and a clean HIV test, but what about creepiness? Many women have a “No” list of men who they won’t work with. How does it work in a bukkake?
Deep: I really like sex…
Gram: Today a woman followed me into the store and tried to invite me to her Jehovah’s Witness meeting. I refused because she was creepy. Do you ever encounter creepy potential gangbangers and what makes them creepy to you?
Deep: Yeah you meet a few creepies who wanna fuck your ears, at times. That’s why I always keep a couple of well-built guys around.
Gram: Other than myself and Stanley “Tookie” Williams, who is the ideal potential gangbanger and why?
Deep: The silly one, funny one and big one like you I suppose. Thank God there are a few around who travel and are not as sedentary as you are.
Gram: Well I do love my seats and cushions.
Gram: Do you take breaks between the banging? And what is the correct verb? “I am gangbanging you” “I am participating in a gangbang with you as the surface”? “I am banging you in a gang”?
Deep: I don’t like to take breaks…it breaks the good feeling. That’s why for my own productions I “use” my fans rather than pro actors: we can go on ’til the fun is there. I suppose “WE are gangbanging you” would work; for the singular, “I’m fucking you” is just fine, no matter if other people are doing the same. But then what do I know.
Gram: More than anyone at the Oxford English Dictionary on this matter.
Gram: What would you say is the most important element of Gangbang Etiquette?
Deep: Don’t fuck my ears.
Gram: You are appearing on Howard Stern’s show on June 25 – in between your dates in Berlin and London. Will there be some gangbanging with the cast?
Deep: God knows. I’ve been told that I won’t know what I shall expect when there. Isn’t it exciting?
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Gang bang across the water; Sabrina Deep to (be a gangbang) surface in 12 cities
See also: Sabrina Deep’s World Bukkake Tour
LOL @ your Stanley "Tookie" Williams reference đ
Y'know, she has a vague resemblance to Aurora Snow. I'd like to get those two together just for shits and giggles.
Thank you~ By the way, send me your snail mail address and an assertion that you are over 18 and that it is legal to send porn to your area. You have won the Belmont Stakes pool.
once again, being 'the funny guy' pays off…