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The Devil In Tanner Mayes

I recently interviewed the charming and volatile starlet Tanner Mayes for the gentlemen’s magazine “The Hustler” and took some beautiful photos with my Flip camera, none of which were of high enough resolution for print. So the pictures appearing with the article will have been taken by actual professional photographers and will show, as we like to say in the porn business, “Pink.”

But this is the web, Porn Valley Observed readers, and the only thing lower than this gallery’s resolution is the WORM AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS GODDAMN BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.

You will, of course, buy Hustler’s upcoming All Sex issue, but a little about my visit with Ms. Mayes: she was friendly, hospitable, and naked. Toto’s “Africa” was one of the songs playing during our photo session. Tanner’s dog is very nice, but if he weren’t, he would be the type of dog you might consider wiping with.

One can read all sorts of interesting things about Tanner Mayes but she was always a woman to me, even when invoking Satan.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Leaving out the welcome mat for Tanner Mayes; “The Devil in Miss Jones”; Manufacturing creampies – Noam Chomsky on porn
See also: Hustler, Tanner Mayes

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  1. Alexis Texas says:

    Nice slim girl, with beautiful body!! love her, and what is her name? She is a pornstar?

  2. Gram the Man says:

    Yes, “Alexis Texas,” she is. I have taken the liberty of changing the URL of the pirate Alexis Texas site you are running to Ms. Texas’ actual site.

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