The Economy: What would you do with Katrina Angel for $600?

In that the AVN Expo happens two weeks after Christmas, Porn Valley’s post-AVN crash is that much more significant. It is a dark time. But, like the fire sales currently happening everywhere from Home Depot to Circuit City, the adult world is offering bargains of its own.

Meet Katrina Angel. Ordinarily you might book her for your boy/girl scene for upwards of $1000 and you would consider yourself lucky. Those heels alone must have cost at least 50 bucks.

But this week you can get that same service for just $600.

Q. Grams, I am not employed in the adult industry. I read this story and think, “A hooker might run me $400 an hour and act like she’s doing me a big favor. If a porn scene sometimes takes three hours to shoot, wouldn’t I get the GFE of a lifetime by hiring Katrina Angel?”

A. No doubt she’d make you feel like you were the only person in the room, Carl, if you were a legitimate (such as it is) porn personality, but if I were Katrina Angel and I walked into a room with just you, 600 bucks in quarters, and no camera but the one on your phone, I would jump out of my clear plastic heels and run.

I don’t know if she comes with a Blu-Ray player or a better deal on a 15-year fixed rate mortgage, but I would take advantage of Katrina Angel while supplies last.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Japanese boob size and the economy; Money is tight, but Audrey Hollander is not a whore
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8 Comments

  1. Hey I have been with her she is worth every single dollar you pay for her. She is on other sites and does post different rates for the guys that cant pay high class dollars. She does it because she likes it not because she has to. I also love her movies and want to see more and if you dont it’s your problem.

  2. I like Katrina too she moves me with her eyes. She’s all natural how many girls do you know with natural breasts. That ass is cool too. I have seen all of her movies and even watched her dance she fucking hott and if this ass only has to say that about her then he has never met her.

  3. She talks to you and listens has the extra time if you need it and provides top service. She does it for us and not just for the money. She like to be herself and not some fake ass bitch. I have seen her a lot sorry. A good friend.

  4. We want more movies of her. What are you people doing with her. I see most of her movies on free ones but no new titles. What is going on?? I pay money for those movies.

  5. Dude the word came out that they said Katrina was not worth it and I laugh my friend just emailed me this link if you think you can treat her like she is not worth a dam then you really dont know what class is. This girl puts the purrrr in perfect. Dont talk shit! it’s not nice. We do want more movies. Katrina does what she likes and maybe she did not like you.

  6. I heard eros did not pay her on time. No more erosguide for me. Katrina was great in bed. Eros is fucked up for not paying there girls. Kat is a good friend and a great gfe. It’s why I still see her.

  7. well you know it is not eros right it is centerfolds and vip escorts that did not pay her. They post on the site. They own pictures of girls that are not even still there and use them. In other words it is a cheap c.l. thing to do but they do it. She told me the whole story and could not believe it myself. I have not used them in a while because they have screwed me over in not getting the right girl.

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