I recently watched Adam & Eve’s “The Five” and, despite the numerology craze sweeping the adult industry in preparation for the End Times, was unable to decipher the movie from an eschatological perspective.
Does “The Five” stand for Bree Olson’s available holes? There’s the three obvious ones, but there’s at least six more, and then you can’t discount her pores.
Does “The Five” stand for the Roman numeral for five, V, which is my own shorthand for “vagina”?
Is “The Five” how many minutes Sasha Grey had with the script before brilliantly improvising 17 pages of dialogue?
Does “The Five” refer to the denomination of bill I slipped to the doorman to let me take these on-set pictures?
Does “The Five” refer to the number after the decimal point that describes Jenna Haze’s basement apartment?
Or – and what is more likely – does “The Five” refer to the number of lamps in this photo?
- My review of “The Five“
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: O2 – The Surrender of O; Filling the holes with Eric Swiss
See also: Adam & Eve
If they were to form Voltron, I do believe Sasha Grey would form the head.