The Lighter side of the Load

Now and then I publish articles by readers. In the following story you will find an interview with BBW Trista Lace by contributor Larry Smathers. Smathers writes for the types of publications you’d read while buying a pack of LifeSavers in the checkout aisle just to shut up your retarded half-brother. Look how Smathers masterfully makes his subject come alive like Art Linkletter, Mindy Cohn, or Soleil-Moon Frye.

Naughty Big Girls Need Love Too
by GramPonante.com special correspondent Larry Smathers

Sitting in the back offices at Red Light District is a Rubenesque beauty who works in the Financing Department for the adult video company. Most of her days are spent cutting checks for the talent who collect the loot for a recent girl-on-girl scene or for participating in a raunchy warehouse gangbang, but the unassuming bookkeeper was surprised as directors who came in to pick-up their checks would also try a quick pickup with her.

“I kept having directors ask me, ‘Would you want to do a scene?’ she giggled. “I can honestly say, I never, ever, thought of having sex on film. It took about two years, but when Mr. Pete approached me about doing the first big girl video for Red Light and added that he wanted me on the cover I said, ‘Why not?’ There were people in my personal life that were just waiting for the day to come when I would do this; I’m a very sexual person in real life.”

Thus, Trista Lace the porn persona was born, along with a new BBW series titled Heavy Loads. The box tells us her weight is 235 lbs. and the zaftig actress/bookkeeper is certainly not uptight about her size.

“I’m very comfortable with myself, because we all know the average girl isn’t a size 0. When I was getting ready to do this I thought ‘No one is going to watch these movies if they don’t like to watch a big girl having sex’,” referring to Communist countries where dissidents are forced to watch BBW 8-millimeter loops in the gulag.

Trista doesn’t see her recent turn to starlet as a full-time career move, just a bit of naughty fun away from her desk job, but her big talents are becoming more in demand. She has done her second flick for Zero Tolerance, Waist Watchers 3, and has a photo spread with Plumpers magazine in the works.

As for keeping up her Queen-size appearance Trista plays coy. “I really don’t eat that bad…let me see, chicken salad is my favorite and well, I do love chocolate.”

When pressed a bit harder for her favorite brand of high-end confection — Godiva or Lindt — this porn newbie laughs.

“Oh, no, I go for the cheap stuff; just give me a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup and I’ll be a happy girl.”

Heavy Loads

Previously: Mz. Buttaworth, will you be our dirtpipe milkshake? (Heavy Loads review on Fleshbot); Hirsch’s Heavies heave haunches heavenward; On the road with Alix Lakehurst
See also: Red Light District