Look at the picture that adorns the box of “Couples Seduce Teens 13″ – if you dare.If you are not familiar with this series from Pink Visual, it features scripted (but it’s easy to forget) vignettes of predatory couples prowling parking lots for innocent teens to debase. It feels real to me.
But someone forgot to tell Pink Visual that people don’t just buy things that have the word “pornography” stamped on them anymore. You have to make an effort to entice consumers.
I don’t even know what this picture means. It looks like something from “Land of the Lost.” Who’s the teen in this picture? Who comprise the couple? Is that a Pithecanthropus? I imagine Father Lancaster Merrin dusting off this cave drawing and reaching for his nitroglycerin.
I’m sure this movie is great (after all, it’s “pornography”). It just reminds me of the first monolith scene in “2001,” is all.
- Buy Couples Seduce Teens 13 here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Couples Seduce Teens 6; Couples Seduce Teens 3
See also: Pink Visual
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