As you well know, Las Vegas is swimming with disease. Yesterday, when my hotel tap water emerged brown and viscous, I used my Internet-enabled device to learn that the city’s water quality is rated in the bottom five of U.S. municipalities.
And yet I’m here, with a stripper straddling and digging grooves in my leg.
The same duality compels Bobbi Starr, who detailed her regimen for staying as germ-free in Vegas as possible. In our conversation at the Venetian Hotel & Casino’s Circle Bar, she listed the steps she takes to remain “softened” and healthy in this godforsaken place, drawing an allusion to Susan Lucci getting come down her throat (watch the video; you will notice that I used the Circle Open/Close transition signify the Circle Bar).
And, attired in a trendy outfit designed to please as many people as possible simultaneously, she just might succeed.