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The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me

Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is also a mutant gangbang.

“I think you should go on record as saying ‘The 8th Day’ is man’s finest achievement, other than that I’m good in it,” said the meek, earth-inheriting Kayden Kross.

Because there’s a solitary “Hard Day’s Night” reference in Adam & Eve’s excellent “The 8th Day,” I’m hoping the subject heading is appropriate for the only porn movie this year that features a crucifixion (and, unlike the culprit of Vivid’s “Throat,” the Jews didn’t do it this time, Mel Gibson).

  • Read my review of “The 8th Day” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Noname Jane – the cross and the pentagram; Don’t cross Mika Tan
See also: Adam & Eve

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