Is it odd that it was only five minutes before this story was posted that I saw what the porn performer Lily Labeau looked like naked? Maybe, but with some people you can tell they look great naked just by talking with them.
I have meaningful conversations with hundreds of porn stars a year. Because they are porn performers, I know that they are often naked. But unless they have a third nipple, a map of Middle Earth tattoo, or burns over 70 percent of their bodies, I have a very good idea of what they look like without clothes on, and needn’t look them up on the Internet immediately after talking with them. I think the Internet is a fad, anyway.
Besides, sometimes I happen to be talking with them while they have no clothes on anyway, so that also helps.
But though I have yet to see the State of Washington’s own Lily Labeau in a movie, I bet she’s really good in them. I sense it, for I am an empath. I have a strong feeling that, once you see her in this or any other video, you will want Lily Labeau to be your girlfriend.
At the Adult Entertainment Expo Labeau talked about her Nice Girl Who Happens to Like Sex nature, her urge to cuddle, and her unexpected hike up Washington’s Mt. Si; two miles up, two miles down, and all I could think was, “her thighs could probably crack a fire hydrant.”
While I don’t anticipate throwing people curve ball questions, I liked Labeau’s reaction when I asked her, a propos of nothing other than I knew she was from Washington, if she’d ever climbed Mt. Rainier.
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Well, isn’t she just a little bit of lovely.