If life has taught us anything, it is that gerunds sell movies. Who can forget Sean “You’re the man now, dawg” Connery in “Finding Forrester”? Or the gangbang-forgiveness film “Chasing Amy”? Or the elderporn “Waking Ned Devine”? Then there’s the water bondage flick “Finding Nemo,” the deceptively non-porn “Teaching Mrs. Tingle,” and the Robert Frost poem “Stopping By Woods on A Snowy Evening.”
Whose woods these are, I do not care
I’ll make a snowy toilet there
My little horse won’t take offense
If I squirt my name through this here fence
Not only is trendspotting dominatrix Julie Simone not a fool, but she also doesn’t suffer them lightly. That is why the hapless Ariel X gets treated so savagely in Simone’s “Asphyxiating Ariel,” co-starring the breasts of Summer Cummings.
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“Way on the other side of the 101, deep in the bosom of Summer Cummings…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGFW9jCFml4
What I hear in what you’re saying is that Julie Simone should explore incorporating more Jay Ferguson, Sniff ‘n’ the Tears, and Al Stewart into her films.