Even though my Court-issued ankle bracelet restricts travel outside Los Angeles County, it is important for me to remember that other cultures are very much like my own. That is why I felt I could relate to the couch employed in “Teen Japan 6.”
“That’s so weird – and comforting,” I said to myself upon viewing the mustard-yellow vinyl sofa. “I also lay other things – like exotic wipes – in addition to pube-y Japanese women on my couch.”
But, just like every other aspect of my life, the moment I felt I’d made a real connection was just a precursor to when that connection evaporated. Granted the woman above is presenting her ass to me, but what the hell is that space-age device on her nightstand? Is it one of those TGV trains that can outrace Ghidra?
And what about this vibrator with the shark tooth calipers? No wonder Japanese men are so submissive (other than the Yakuza); their women eat themselves out.
Even though this woman is listed as a Japanese Teen, the thoughtfulness with which she strokes her chin with those dragon-lady nails puts me in mind of plotting Empress Dowagers. Her partner is wise to enter as far away from those nails as possible.
But what about this guy? Did he just get fingerprinted or give blood? Is sporting an injured left index finger a particularly Japanese affectation the way saying “No worries” is here?
Again, I understand less about pornography than when I started watching. At least the couch seems familiar.
- Buy “Teen Japan 6” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Bad couches make good neighbors; The couches of Orange County; The Black Toilet of Lust
See also: Third World Media
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