Today in porn pools

Now that it’s a frigid 67 degrees in Porn Valley, let’s take a look at some home swimming pools and how they figure into this multi-billion dollar industry that pays me so much goddamn money.

Here is Flower Tucci hosing down her West Hills poolside of the warm soap that until recently had covered her ass.

“The hose is very powerful,” she said.

“Yes,” I replied, “but I have a job to do.”

Here’s the wan and glamorously tubercular-looking Ashley Orion from last month’s Barely Legal shoot. It was colder that day and she took it like a champ. Luckily she had a jacuzzi.

Finally, Miss Joanna Angel from December.

“I hope you don’t want me to get in that pool,” she said, but I knew she would if only I’d asked, so deep is her devotion to me.

“No,” I said, “just stand near it and the magic will come.”

Previously: Meet Ashley Orion; Pussy Party via The Ass; Joanna Angel’s Invent-a-lunch