Today in porn swag: Self-portrait with Lisa Ann

palinprejeanIt’s so important to employ nudity on porn sites, as opposed to the picture, below, that originally topped this post.

Here I am at Gram Ponante Towers, Apothecary, Helipad, Mosque, Apiary, and Lozengerie with my new Lisa Ann mask, sent to promote Hustler’s “You’re Nailin’ Palin” interactive title.

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As you can see, the mask comes with helpful instructions. But once again, I am not sure that I am the target demographic. What would Mrs. Ponante think if I were to tenderly suggest she wear this mask as I erected a better world deep within her? Hmmm. I believe she would say something along the lines of “Get out” or “I hate you.”

But I look pretty good, I think. To quote Jame Gumb, “I’d fuck me.” I should do some interactive titles.

This movie is very well put together. It seems warmer, because the camera is allowed (as are you) to get right up on top of Lisa Ann (and Alexis Texas as “Miss California”) without the porn pitfalls of ambient noise and production assistants eating chips.

The best line in the movie belongs to Texas, who asks you, the camera, if you’d like to watch her and the governor Do It, or if you’d like to join in.

“We can have gay sex mixed with normal sex to see if it makes it a little less evil,” Texas says.

  • Buy “You’re Nailin’ Palin” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Taking the blue pill, choosing the yellow bikini; Lisa Ann prepares for the Quickening
See also: Hustler

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