Today in Porn Valley restrooms

As you well know, GramPonante.com is your #1 Source for all things restroom-related. Didn’t you get that email I sent you from my freetoiletsbyphone@yrgggshew.bf address?

Unlike porn sets of yore, today’s modern adult studio has running water. But there are, as various Conde Nast publications like to say, “luxury problems” associated with flush toilets.

“You can’t just flush anything,” points out Natasha Nice on a recent shoot for Puba.com, underlining a truth as old as the Owens Valley Aqueduct: the water table in Porn Valley is very low, and normal flush toilets cannot accommodate the many wipe-related demands of the adult industry.

“I put that sign there because it was getting to be a problem,” says director Ivan.

Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers, such as the decommissioned Queen Mary in Long Beach or a specially-designated rest area along Interstate 55 in Bogue Chitto, MS.

In unrelated news, here is a picture I took of Kayden Kross pinching a loaf in Las Vegas.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I’ll have a blue bathroom with Charley Chase; Scarlett Fay’s extensions and, by extension, our own; Bobbi Starr—head in the clouds, heart in the toilet

About Gram the Man 4399 Articles
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*