Tyler Faith: Lord Stanley has nothing on these cups

Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith fuckin’ believes.

On the eve of the fourth game of the 2011 Stanley Cup series between her beloved Boston Bruins and the hated and misnamed Vancouver Canucks, porn star, topless movie reviewer, and famous feature dancer Faith takes us through her Boston-bedecked Los Angeles condo and implies that, if Boston wins, there’s at least two more cups in store for them.

“I’m a little drunk,” she says, pushing up her breasts to within a centimeter of YouTube standards, and then shows us a framed picture of Bruins great Terry O’Reilly, as well as Red Sox memorabilia and decades of Bruins jerseys.

Boston, which has not won a Stanley Cup since 1972, is down two game to one in the series, though it lost Game 2 by a single point in overtime and fuckin’ hammid tha Canucks 8 ta 1 in tha last game, kid.

Tyler Faith looks so good in this video that I neeley cam.

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See also: Tyler Faith, Boston Bruins

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1 Comment

  1. video has been removed by the user,…no biggy, I like the Bostonian spirit. never say die goes a LOOONG way w/me, but the Bruins aint the Red Sox and they dont have Don Cherry as coach any longer….so dont be too sad when the hardware goes Northwest this year. just dont stop burning those candles in case I’m wrong….x/o Boston. ~ T.Von Swine.

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