…no, they didn’t get married, and No, this has not turned into a gossip column, but Tyler Faith took Wankus to a Revere Dunkin’ Donuts, the Squire, Foxwoods, Fenway (where they watched the Red Sox win), the Cask and Flagon (where Wankus, despite his Jersey metrosexuality, was allowed in – and I’ll just say that Russian Olympic hockey teams look metrosexual compared to the regular customers at the Cask and Flagon), to Foxboro (where they watched the Patriots lose), to the Squire (where they only stayed an hour), and finally to Kelly’s on Revere Beach. How do we know she loves him? She didn’t take him to Worcester.
What does this have to do with porn? Nothing, unless you count the fact that every Massachusetts expatriate was beating off just thinking about that last paragraph.
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