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United Colors of Jenny Hendrix

In this photo Jenny Hendrix is seen sucking on a green lollipop, talking on a pink phone, and giving me a black look (“I’m pissed at you,” she said, but I realized she was pissed at you, because I represent America).

Photoshop’s gradient tool makes quick work of those colors most often seen together in patients suffering from Bipolar Disorder, but it is also pleasant to look at them separately.

I talked to my color specialist and she said that Jenny is most certainly a Summer; if we’re talking about Summer on the toasty surface of planet Mercury.

Hendrix’ long-awaited/feared new boobs were fantastic, but I could not properly grasp them because my retinas had burst into flame.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    That’s not Jenny Hendrix. And don’t tell me that it is, because it isn’t.

  2. Gram the Man says:

    I’ve dealt with this before. I recently had to tell someone that Yes, that is Jenna Jameson.

    And Yes, that is Jenny Hendrix holding a lollipop. Are you happy or sad about it? She is a very nice person.

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